By engaging in some shameful shenanigans I can't describe here, except to say that I'm glad my hair grows back pretty quickly, I managed to get my hands on the U.S. Department of Labor's predictions of the fastest-growing jobs from now until 2018.
(WARNING: The following information may reduce your faith in the human race to the point where you elect to join a family of lower primates.)
Three of the top five fastest growing jobs will be in the health care industry. Registered nurses and home health aides are number one and two, respectively.
These are the moments when I want to run for public office, partly as an act of citizenship and trying to contribute positive solutions to our problems instead of just complaining about them, and partly to just become the biggest existential nuisance politics has ever seen.
Grab your absentee ballot now, before you realize how unrealistic that idea is.
"Do you realize somebody (probably from away) is getting filthy rich off these bond questions?"
That last one is a bit of a cheap shot. Let's face it: Nothing happens in America unless somebody can cash in big time.